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A man had two great tickets for the Football Cup final. as he sits
down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next
to him.

"No", he says, "the seat is empty".

"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would
have a seat like this for the FA cup final, the biggest sporting event in
the year, and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was
supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final
we haven't been to together since we got married".

"Oh . I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you
couldn't find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take
the seat?"

The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at the funeral"