Monday, August 07, 2006
Why Paris Hilton is extremely unattractive:
Her three latest gaffe quotes speak volumes:
1: "Who is Tony Blair? Is he, like, the president of, like, England or something?"
2: "Every decade has had a blonde icon, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana. Right now, I am that icon."
3: "People, like, underestimate my intelligence. Last year, I, like, made 200 million dollars. And, like, J Lo only made one fifty."
I have to say, I have so much more respect for someone who carves out a living by digging roadside with a shovel, than I do for a complete ditz who simply gathers a fortune that has spilled, effortlessly, into a silver spoon.
It is difficult to find any redeeming seams in the cut of her jib.
If you get my drift?
1: "Who is Tony Blair? Is he, like, the president of, like, England or something?"
2: "Every decade has had a blonde icon, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana. Right now, I am that icon."
3: "People, like, underestimate my intelligence. Last year, I, like, made 200 million dollars. And, like, J Lo only made one fifty."
I have to say, I have so much more respect for someone who carves out a living by digging roadside with a shovel, than I do for a complete ditz who simply gathers a fortune that has spilled, effortlessly, into a silver spoon.
It is difficult to find any redeeming seams in the cut of her jib.
If you get my drift?
